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  • October 3, 2014
  • 11:00 AM
  • 131 views

How the brain encodes massive spaces

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

Rich, P., Liaw, H., & Lee, A. (2014). Large environments reveal the statistical structure governing hippocampal representations. Science, 345 (6198), 814-817 DOI: 10.1126/science.1255635

Have you ever felt lost and alone? If so, this experience probably involved your hippocampus, a seahorse-shaped structure in the middle of the brain. About 40 years ago, scientists with electrodes discovered that some neurons in the hippocampus fire each time an animal passes through a particular location in ........ Read more »

  • May 16, 2014
  • 06:00 AM
  • 229 views

An Amazing Flower Paper from a Friend

by Papes in Sick Papes

We have recently learned that a dear friend of ours, Camille Barr, is ill with brain cancer. Camille was a very important friend and mentor to many of us here at Sick Papes, and we wanted to pay tribute to her science and to her contagious love for life.... Read more »

  • May 4, 2014
  • 09:00 AM
  • 247 views

Rage against the Mouse-chine

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

One of the more terrifying sub-genres of modern neuroscience is the study of animal aggression—specifically, the manipulation of brain circuits that produce unmitigated rage. And it’s no coincidence that David Anderson’s group at Caltech, the ruthless storm trooper horde of the ivory tower, has produced another sick pape that brings us one step closer to the production of ultra-furious super mercenaries.... Read more »

  • February 26, 2014
  • 01:30 PM
  • 221 views

Tobacco, Worms, and Spiders: Interview w/ Ian Baldwin

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

Today, Sick Papes is thrilled to sit down with Dr. Ian Baldwin, eminent biologist and pioneer plant whisperer, to discuss a recent pape from his lab about the ineffable love/hate triangle between feisty tobacco plants, lazy grazing hornworms, and hungry-as-hell spiders. Dr. Baldwin is a Director at the Max Planck Institute for Chemical Ecology in Jena, Germany, where his group heroically uses genomic and molecular tools to study plant and animal interactions in the real godforsaken desert.... Read more »

  • February 5, 2014
  • 07:00 PM
  • 200 views

The feller who spotted the first action potential

by butthill in Sick Papes

it’s rare to find a practicing researcher who also takes the time to investigate the important historical exploits of his/her field. Throughout his career, Ernst-August Seyfarth has done just that, authoring several papes about relatively obscure hero neurobiologists. Here he takes on Leonard Bernstein, the father of the action potential... Read more »

  • June 4, 2013
  • 10:00 AM
  • 251 views

XVIII papes on lactation energetics

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

XVIII papes on lactation energetics... Read more »

  • January 22, 2013
  • 03:54 PM
  • 450 views

These dudes figured out how to identify supposedly anonymous people whose genomes are publically available

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

Super nasty genome hacking I CANT BELIEVE IT!!... Read more »

Gymrek M, McGuire AL, Golan D, Halperin E, & Erlich Y. (2013) Identifying personal genomes by surname inference. Science (New York, N.Y.), 339(6117), 321-4. PMID: 23329047  

  • January 3, 2013
  • 04:23 PM
  • 290 views

A large-scale model of the functioning brain.

by Sick papes in Sick Papes

The H. P. Lovecraft novella At the Mountains of Madness is a story about scientific hubris, and the insignificance of human achievement when confronted with the vastness that is the cosmos...... Read more »

Eliasmith, C., Stewart, T., Choo, X., Bekolay, T., DeWolf, T., Tang, Y., & Rasmussen, D. (2012) A Large-Scale Model of the Functioning Brain. Science, 338(6111), 1202-1205. DOI: 10.1126/science.1225266  

  • December 19, 2012
  • 06:57 PM
  • 477 views

God made Eve from Adam's Penis Bone

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

Gilbert, S., & Zevit, Z. (2001). Congenital human baculum deficiency: The generative bone of Genesis 2:21-23 American Journal of Medical Genetics, 101 (3), 284-285 DOI: 10.1002/ajmg.1387
Humans are the only primates that don’t have bones in their penises (dicks). This beautiful pape proves that this is because God took the penis bone out of Adam to make Eve.
Though hilarious, this pape is actually a work of legit biblical scholarship by my scientific hero, Dr. Scott Gilbert, who literally ........ Read more »

  • December 18, 2012
  • 07:11 PM
  • 369 views

Giant Robber Crabs Monitored from Space

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

Krieger J, Grandy R, Drew MM, Erland S, Stensmyr MC, Harzsch S, & Hansson BS (2012). Giant Robber Crabs Monitored from Space: GPS-Based Telemetric Studies on Christmas Island (Indian Ocean). PloS one, 7 (11) PMID: 23166774
Anybody who knows me will tell you that I have a soft spot in my heart for the hard shell of our fellow crab-man. For all the land-lubbers out there, the crab is a heavily-armored, sideways-running little fellow that specializes in shoveling detritus (= trash) into its adorab........ Read more »

  • December 8, 2012
  • 04:40 PM
  • 280 views

Spider legs and credit card debt

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

Although I cannot mask my disappointment that it has taken 2012 years, I am nonetheless ecstatic to report that humankind has collectively figured out how to make four-legged and ten-legged spiders.... Read more »

  • December 4, 2012
  • 01:45 PM
  • 383 views

Druckmann, S., & Chklovskii, D. (2012). Neuronal Circuits...

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

To celebrate the dawn of December, a month of intense introspection and widespread brooding, Sick Papes brings you an exclusive soul-wrenching interview with neuroscientist and celebrity theoretician, Dr. Shaul Druckmann. Shaul’s recent pape (w/ Mitya Chklovskii) suggests a fresh answer to a beguiling question- how does the brain maintain persistent representations despite the fact that neuronal activity is constantly changing?
Personal experience tells us that the brain can maintain stable r........ Read more »

  • November 25, 2012
  • 07:28 PM
  • 299 views

Mainen, Z., & Sejnowski, T. (1995). Reliability of spike...

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

It is with great ambivalence that we recently learned that Hostess Bakeries, the corporation that coated generations of sniveling youngsters with a thin sticky film of fructose, has permanently extinguished its great roaring Twinkie ovens. Since the Great Depression, the specter of Hostess has haunted the American childhood, transforming many precocious naturalists-to-be into taffy-gargling, scrap-booking diabetic uncles. My own personal savior from the purgatory of Ding-Dong-dom was the health-........ Read more »

  • October 30, 2012
  • 08:47 PM
  • 229 views

The cells that regulate sex hormones are born in your nose

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

First things first: I just want to be totally clear that there is nothing funny about sickness, as it is traditionally defined. Real diseases aren’t a joke, no two ways about that.
But diseases can also reveal some of the really surprising ways that our bodies work. For instance, as many of my distinguished (and currently robo-tripping in the parking lot of a Houston Astro’s game) colleagues have pointed out, we know a lot about how language works from studies of people who have outrageousl........ Read more »

Hanchate NK, Giacobini P, Lhuillier P, Parkash J, Espy C, Fouveaut C, Leroy C, Baron S, Campagne C, Vanacker C.... (2012) SEMA3A, a gene involved in axonal pathfinding, is mutated in patients with Kallmann syndrome. PLoS genetics, 8(8). PMID: 22927827  

  • September 20, 2012
  • 08:24 AM
  • 323 views

Sick Papes Special on Central Pattern Generators, Part 2Finan...

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

There is a rumor in the scientific community that, by entering the right combination of keywords and Boolean expressions into PubMed, one can unlock a clandestine trove of high-quality, peer-reviewed, NIH-funded pornography. Although the cipher has not yet been cracked (it’s definitely not “intrinsic+sucking+dynamics-nutritive”), this exercise recently led us to a fetching little pape of disarming sickness.
In 1998, Donald Finan and Steven Barlow embarked on the exploration of the central........ Read more »

  • September 17, 2012
  • 09:42 PM
  • 242 views

Sick Papes Special on Central Pattern Generators, Part 1

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

It’s such a personal fantasy to go from human domestication into genetics into neural circuit physiology.... Read more »

Andersson, L., Larhammar, M., Memic, F., Wootz, H., Schwochow, D., Rubin, C., Patra, K., Arnason, T., Wellbring, L., Hjälm, G.... (2012) Mutations in DMRT3 affect locomotion in horses and spinal circuit function in mice. Nature, 488(7413), 642-646. DOI: 10.1038/nature11399  

  • August 2, 2012
  • 07:28 PM
  • 317 views

Warmth, flight, and hallucinogenic beauty: the story of feather evolution

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

Bear with me as I share with you a tale of woe. Last summer, I had just taken a bunch of unusually strong hallucinogenic mushrooms when I learned via text-message that my family dog had been killed by coyotes. This obviously would have been devastating news under any circumstances, but given my precarious situation I had to additionally deal with the threat of having a dangerously terrible psychedelic experience. As I teetered on the edge, I received another text message - this one from a dear f........ Read more »

  • July 18, 2012
  • 09:20 PM
  • 285 views

Brennecke, J. et al. An epigenetic role for maternally inherited...

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

In his classic song “Heart of a Woman” (Double Up; 2007, Jive/Zumba Records), R. Kelly lays out the list of qualities of women which make them so wonderful:
1) “[Women] take us and lift us up.”
2) “[Women] give us chance after chance and we still find a way to F things up.”
3) “[Women] love us so much our lies become the truth.”
4) “[Women find] a way to smile just to keep from showing [their] hurt.”
I know what you’re thinking: this is definitely a comprehensive list ........ Read more »

Vagin VV, Sigova A, Li C, Seitz H, Gvozdev V, & Zamore PD. (2006) A distinct small RNA pathway silences selfish genetic elements in the germline. Science (New York, N.Y.), 313(5785), 320-4. PMID: 16809489  

  • June 6, 2012
  • 03:26 PM
  • 273 views

Jonathan D. Charlesworth„ Timothy L. Warren, & Michael...

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

This hump day, we at Sick Papes bring you an exclusive heart-to-heart poolside chat with Jonathan Charlesworth, the author of a hot-off-the-press pape that was described by one of our Sick Papes interns as, “so-sick-it’ll-make-your-antiobiotic-resistant-staph-infection-feel-like-a-sensuous-spaghetti-squash-rubdown.” Currently AOP in the journal Nature, Jonathan’s pape investigates the neural mechanisms of trial-and-error song learning in the adorable Bengalese Finch. Along with his emin........ Read more »

Jonathan D. Charlesworth,, Timothy L. Warren, & Michael S. Brainard. (2012) Covert skill learning in a cortical-basal ganglia circuit. Nature. DOI: 10.1038/nature11078  

  • May 23, 2012
  • 05:52 PM
  • 269 views

Kato M, Han TW, Xie S, Shi K, Du X, Wu LC, Mirzaei H, Goldsmith...

by Sick Papes in Sick Papes

Strap in, friends, because I’m about to tell you about the weirdest pape I have ever read [editor’s note: it’s also fucking SICK]. To help prepare for the emotional landscape that you will traverse as you read it, I suggest starting with the following sentence, which comes at the end of the acknowledgements section: “This work was funded by an unrestricted endowment provided S.L.M [the senior author] by an anonymous donor.”
Out of curiosity, reader, what would you do if a masked stran........ Read more »

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